Hiatus #2

May 26, 2017

Well now this is just getting to be embarrassing. I think if there was a medal for worst blogger, I would certainly win it back to back to back. No contest. Hello, all! It’s nice to (sort of?) be back. I gotta say, though, these hiatuses are starting to bug me. I’ve mentioned before how I’m still figuring out my shit, and trying to find purpose and meaning in my life. But no matter how much I try to go…

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Yeah, you read that right. I’mย notย a perfect vegan. Now, you may be thinking, “wtf? Why would she just rat herself out like that? Is this bitch crazy?” Yes, I am. That’s why I put hot sauce on just about anything and wake up at…

February 24, 2017

My favorite skin care products

I know this is a little bit of a different kind of post, but, in the spirit of bringing this blog back on it’s feet, we gotta spruce things up a bit! Like I’ve mentioned in previous posts, my goal here is to HELP…

February 10, 2017

Don’t let periods cramp your style

Well, howwwwdy y’all! It’s a beautiful day to write some inspirational, informative shit, isn’t it? Before I go on my usual rant, I’d just like to warn you all ofย the mature subject matter I’m about to bring forth. If you haven’t figured this out…

January 31, 2017

Healthy New Year

Whoa, hey, guys. Haven’t seen you since last year!! Alright, that was a lame intro, but what else would you expect from me? It’s finally 2017!!! I can’t believe we managed to crawl out of that hellhole of a year alive. PEACE OUT, 2016.…

January 4, 2017

‘Tis the season?

Ho ho ho, and helllllo! It’s the most wonderful time of year! So let’s spread some good cheer! Christmas time is here! Wow, that rhyme went on for way too long.. Anyyyyyways, hi guys! It’s me (again), late as usual with the posts. Consider…

December 19, 2016

The bitch is back

Hello, fellow bitches! It’s me, straight out of the Internet graveyard and back on your screens. I’d love to shareย some amazing story of how I went backpacking through Europe, dined on the most amazing food in India, or stayed in a private villa in…

November 10, 2016