Eat what you f*cking want

July 7, 2017

One of my favorite things to do is eat. Seriously. Although it may not exactly look like it, I eat. A lot. If you know my story, you know I didn’t always have the best relationship with food. A few lightheaded days and missed periods later, I realized some shit needed to change. It took me a while to find veganism, and it took me even longer to figure out what foods worked best with my body. If you’re thinking of going…

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Weekend in New Orleans

Before you ask, I will start this post off by saying I did NOT flash my tits in NOLA to get free beads. Pshht.. what kind of girl do you think I am? I only flash people for free drinks!! KIDDING. After a fun,…

June 29, 2017

I downloaded Tinder for the 3rd time

For some really odd reason, I thought it’d be a good idea to download Tinder AGAIN. Maybe it was the wine talking, or my frustration that The Bachelorette was postponed for a whole week due to the NBA Finals. Thanks a lot, ABC. I’m…

June 19, 2017

Being vegan isn’t hard, you’re just lazy

I’ve been working at a vegan restaurant for the past few months, and much to my surprise, we get a lot of nonvegans. Meat eaters, vegetarians, pescetarians, and everything in between come and try out what the plant-based goodies are all about. People legitimately can’t believe…

June 11, 2017

Hiatus #2

Well now this is just getting to be embarrassing. I think if there was a medal for worst blogger, I would certainly win it back to back to back. No contest. Hello, all! It’s nice to (sort of?) be back. I gotta say, though,…

May 26, 2017


Yeah, you read that right. I’m not a perfect vegan. Now, you may be thinking, “wtf? Why would she just rat herself out like that? Is this bitch crazy?” Yes, I am. That’s why I put hot sauce on just about anything and wake up at…

February 24, 2017

My favorite skin care products

I know this is a little bit of a different kind of post, but, in the spirit of bringing this blog back on it’s feet, we gotta spruce things up a bit! Like I’ve mentioned in previous posts, my goal here is to HELP…

February 10, 2017